The World's Top Ten Cricket Christmas Carols

1. Once In Rahul Dravid's City
2. For God's Sake Rest Him Merry Gentlemen (please don't let Phil Hughes play)
3. The First No Ball (Salman did say, will be in the third over, first up right away)
4. Hark The Herald Bracewell Swings (glory to the Kiwi king)
5. Phil Hughes the Red-Faced Batsman, had a very shiny pose, but when they bowled on off stump, the umpire would foreclose
6. Ding Dong Murali On High
7. I Saw Three Slips On Boxing Day
8. We Three King Pairs, Disoriented Are
9. While David Shepherd Watches His Flocks In White
10. Sachin the batsman, was a jolly happy soul. With a hundred tons and more to come, in Australia to take his toll..

(With thanks to a very funny bunch of Tweeters for inspiration and some entries here.)